VCH3’s 7th Anal Zombie Hash (2018)

The wait is over! Zombie rego is finally open! GPS, Hello Penis, and Co. have cum together to produce another event chocked full of spills, chills, thrills, and kills. As always, you can expect the sweet taste of shiggy, shocked civilians, fireworks, heavily-spiked zombie juice, swag, jello shots, dinner, a kickass epic-long TUNNEL, and, of course, plenty of beer! So, put together your bloodiest, mangled, sexy zombie costume and join us for the best time you can possibly have for $20.
***The best plan would be to check-in to your hotel before the hash and Uber/Lyft/Taxi to Start (about 4 miles away). Hares won’t be leaving until at least 3:30 p.m. You can secure you valuables in my SUV. It’ll be at every beer check***
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***If you’re not staying at a hotel, the best plan would be to park at O’Leary’s and Uber/Lyft over to start, and return to O’Leary’s doing the same. You can secure you valuables in my SUV. It’ll be at every beer check***
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This will be an A – A trail with turkey/eagle splits. Eagles will get five beer checks and two shot checks. Turkeys will get four beer checks.
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*Hangover hash will only happen if we seem to have enough of you interested in hitting it.
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Hares: Ghost Pepper Skidmark, Hello Penis My Old Friend, and Red Balls For Hire
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When: Saturday, 27 October 2018 at 3 p.m. Prelube and sign-in starts at 2 p.m.
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Where: Camino Real Park, Dean Dr & Varsity St, Ventura, CA 93003 (Map: https://goo.gl/maps/gSFFun1wY8H2)
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Cost: $20 (includes dinner, sweet ass swag, and possibly a hangover hash on Sunday) if received before the day of the event. $25 on event day.
*If you have not paid by event day, your cost will be $25 regardless of when you regod, so please get me the cash quick!
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TO REGO: Go to the Google Form at https://goo.gl/forms/XgQKM1zEl5qN2rV72.
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Bring: Your best mangled, entrails-strewn and/or sexy zombie costume, whistles, HEADLAMPS/FLASHLIGHTS!!!, an extra pair of shoes, your own fresh and bloody human flesh for on-trail snacking, and virgins
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Hotels: No specific hash hotel this year.  Do your homework before registering!  Some hotels in the area are pretty shady.  Motel 6 on Thompson is decent, as is the Vagabond Inn.
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On After: O’Leary’s Tavern, 6555 Telephone Rd #7, Ventura, CA 93003
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Have questions?  Email me at hellopenismyoldfriend@gmail.com
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I hope we see you there!

 

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