Upcumming Hashes (for VCH3, H3SoB, and Santa Bastards/GHOTT)

ALL VCH3 HASHES  AND SANTA BARBARA HASHES ARE $6 UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED IN THE DETAILS BELOW (excluding “Events”)

 

VCH3’s 8th Anal Zombie Hash!; Saturday, 12 October at 3 p.m. (Weekend of Endless Terrwhore (WET)! Party in Ojai Details to follow for 11 – 13 October)

The GPS/Penis collaboration are at it once again! Summer is almost over giving way to spiced pumpkin lattes, lighter traffic, and cool breezes carrying the wafting scent of rotting undead flesh. This year, we are heading back to the land that dignifies the term “hippie” – Ojai! (site of Zombie Hash #2) As always, you can expect the sweet sting of shiggy, shocked civilians, absolutely amazing views, fireworks, “medicinal” zombie juice, dinner, yet another bone-chilling tunnel, and, of course, plenty of beer! So, put together your bloodiest, mangled, sexy Jack-would-hit-that zombie costume and join us for the best time you can possibly have for $10.

This will be an A – A trail. If we have then need, we’ll have turkey/eagle splits. Eagles will get four beer checks and one shot check. Turkeys will get two beer checks..

This year, we will not be doing regos. However, RSVPing for this FB event would really help let us know how much beer to buy. We would be most grateful. No specialized swag this year either (hence the $10 price tag). However, you can grab any single item out of our haberdashery just for showing.

Hares: Ghost Pepper Skidmark and Hello Penis My Old Friend

When: Saturday, 12 October 2019 at 3 p.m. Prelube will start around 2 p.m. Hares away at 3:30 p.m.

Where: Soule Park Golf Course, 1033 E Ojai Ave, Ojai, CA 93023 (Map: https://goo.gl/maps/5TmZf3p9kUjWpbuh7)

Cost: $10 (includes dinner)

Bring: Your best mangled, entrails-strewn and/or sexy zombie costume, whistles, HEADLAMPS/FLASHLIGHTS!!!, an extra pair of shoes, and virgins (for potential sacrifices)

On After: We’re gonna start at Ojai Pizza Company (331 E Ojai Ave, Ojai, CA 93023) for pizza, brains, and beer, then hit downtown Ojai for a ghastly pub crawl.

Hash Hotel: Don’t want to drive home after the fun? We highly suggest bringing a tent and reserving a site at the Dennison Park campground. The cost is $47 for a minimum two-night stay (you can leave sooner) per site which allows for up to six half minds. That’s as little as $7.83 each! Select one of Sites 14 – 17 to ensure our privacy. Website: http://www.venturaparks.org/reservation/camping/index.asp
*There is an additional fee for parking – $5 per vehicle for the weekend.
*Hotel prices in Ojai are ridiculous. Don’t even waste your time on that.

Have questions? Email me (Hello Penis) at hellopenismyoldfriend@gmail.com

 

Weekend of Endless Terrwhore (WET)! Party in Ojai; Friday, 11 Oct – Sunday, 13 Oct

The GPS-Penis Initiative invite you all to a kickass weekend in the beautiful town of Ojai. If you’ve never spent any time in this beautiful place, this is a perfect way to get acquainted. GPS and I will be “pitching a tent” at the Dennison Park campground for starters. This will be the site of the Zombie On-On-After (following the On-After) as well as the Zombie Hangover Hash on Sunday. Friday will be pay as you go. The Saturday hash is $10 and includes dinner along with so much more. Sunday will be a freebie for all who hit trail.

On Friday, we’ll hit the town for a bite to eat before heading over to The Hut for some live entertainment. On Saturday, the Zombie Hash starts at 3 p.m. with prelube beginning at 2 p.m. (FB event link: https://www.facebook.com/events/1314699042040763/). Our on after will begin at Ojai Pizza Company (331 E Ojai Ave, Ojai, CA 93023) for pizza, brains, and beer, then hit downtown Ojai for a ghastly pub crawl. Finally, GPS and I will help you purge the weekend’s excess with a nice, easy hangover trail (if there’s any interest for it, that is).

Sound like a plan? Then cum on out and join us!

Logistical Deets:

1. The campsite must be reserved for a minimum of two days at a time. They will charge $47 for two days over the weekend, which includes their online reservation convenience fee.

2. There is also a $5 fee per vehicle for the weekend.

3. Try to reserve one of the following sites: 13, 14, 15, 16, or 17. That’s where GPS and I will be.

4. You can only place one tent on each site, but you can stuff up to 6 half minds into each tent.

5. We will have a shower tent setup for your use, but you’ll need to bring your own solar shower bag.

6. The hash cooler and all leftover alcohol will be at the GPS/Penis tent site.

7. The reservation website is http://www.venturaparks.org/reservation/camping/index.asp

Also, carpooling and Uber will play a huge role in getting from place to place. We’ll figure out the details as we go.

We have no idea how many will show for this, but it doesn’t matter. It will be a fucking blast!

On On!

Ghost Pepper Skidmark and Hello Penis My Old Friend

 

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