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Red Ballz Merry Happy Christmakwanzikkah Bastard Trail; Thursday, 13 December at 6 p.m.
Hare: Red Balls For Hire
Where: Pershing Park, 100 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101
Speshul guest backslider Urine Trouble will be visiting from the land of Texas, so join Red Balls for Hire for a short scamper through the deadly Cabrillo-Castillo-Carrillo Triangle!
Bring a headlamp or other flashlight-like device, a signal device, and possibly a map for the hare so he doesn’t get lost. Bonus cool points for wearing decorative lights!
3-6 miles, doggo-friendly, & 2 beer checks (perhaps a lukewarm egg nog check)
H3SoB’s It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Krampus Hash; Saturday, 15 December at 2 p.m.
Sh*tty gift exchange? Yes, that p0rn in your closet isn’t getting any newer. Bring that. Booze? We’ll fight over gifts that look like booze. Cut a hole in a box? It never works, does it, SNt?
We will provide that cider that (mostly) girls love, Dicken’s Cider, and then we will see where trail goes from there!
6 bucks + rando wrapped/warped gift
2pm start, mystery hares, bar and bail money req
Costumes that look good in a mugshot