Upcumming Hashes (for VCH3, H3SoB, and Santa Bastards/GHOTT)

ALL VCH3 HASHES ARE $5, AND ALL SANTA BARBARA HASHES ARE $6 UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED IN THE DETAILS BELOW (excluding “Events”)

*Santa Barbara Hash and Event Info can also be found at http://h3sob.com/

 

VCH3 Hash #720 – “If I Only Had A Beer” Hash; Sunday, 10 June at 3 p.m.
Step into those ruby slippers and get ready to ride this horse of a different color! In celebration of what would have been Judy Garland’s 96th birthday (the other 69), we shall travel down the magical path of the yellow stained road (anointed with only the finest in bodily fluids), which could lead pretty much anywhere in Ventura. In honor of this day, you will be wearing whatever you want, cuz themes are getting a bit old.

Trail will be a fairly flat 5-mile A – A with four beer checks. The entire trail will be stroller-able and dog friendly.

Hare: Hello Penis My Old Friend

Cost: $5

Where: Ventura Aquatic Center, 901 S Kimball Rd, Ventura, CA 93004

Bring: Vessels, Virgins, and Whistles, Oh Myyyy! (channeling George Takei)

On After – Two Trees Restaurant and Taps, 7822 Telegraph Rd, Ventura, CA 93004

D’erections: Take the 101 to the 126 North. Get off on Kimball Road (Exit 3 – there is no Exit 2, btw). Go right on South Kimball Road and take the next right into the aquatic center/park. At the circle, turn right and drive all the way to the end. Ice cold beer will await you there.

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VCH3 Hash# 721 – McNasty FINALLY Gets Lucky! Hash; Sunday, 24 J8une at 3 p.m.
Hashers, this will be our 7 hundred and 21st trail, making McNasty the luckiest hare in VCH3’s history. As he has yet to disappoint AND lady luck is now on his side, I’m sure we’re in for something extraordinary. Get your butts to the hash and show this lovable relic your gratitude before dementia sets in and he forgets your name, gender, and species.
Hare: McNasty
Cost: $5
Where: Springville Dog Park, 801 Via Zamora, Camarillo, CA 93010
Bring: Vessels, Virgins, Whistles, and Moist Towelettes (in case McNasty touches you)
On After: TBA
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