Upcumming Hashes (for VCH3, H3SoB, and Santa Bastards/GHOTT)

ALL VCH3 HASHES ARE $5, AND ALL SANTA BARBARA HASHES ARE $6 UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED IN THE DETAILS BELOW.  ALL VIRGINS (FIRST TIMERS) AT VCH3 HASHES ARE FREE!!! (excluding “Events”)

*Santa Barbara Hash and Event Info can also be found at http://h3sob.com/

 

 VCH3 Hash #713 – “Hashers, Harriettes, Lent Me Your Beers!” Hash; Sunday, 18 February at 2 p.m.
Yes, I know, a pretty shitty play on words. If you were short-sighted enough to choose beer as the thing you are giving up for Lent (my condolences), there will be water on trail. This will be a short (under 4 miles) A – A trail with 3 beer checks and some lovely (yet easy to traverse) shiggy.
*There may be horses on trail. Do NOT blow your whistles anywhere near them or otherwise molest these magnificent beasts.
Hare: Hello Penis My Old Friend
When: Sunday, 18 February at 2 p.m.
Where: Las Posas Equestrian Park, 2084 Via Veneto, Camarillo, CA 93010
Cost: A paltry $5 as always
Bring: Vessels, virgins, whistles, and much love for this Sunday’s hare!
D’erections: From the north and south, take the 101 to the Springville Drive exit (Exit 56). Go north on Springville Drive which will quickly turn right and into West Ponderosa Drive. Take the first left onto Camino Sierra Santa. Drive all the way to the end of this road and turn right onto Crestview Avenue. Drive for about 0.7 miles and turn left onto Avocado Place. Drive for another 1.1 miles and turn right onto La Patera Drive. FINALLY (right?!), take the next immediate right onto Via Veneto and the park will be on your left. Total drive from the exit is about 3.3 miles.

 

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Santa Bastards/GHOTT’s February TuTu Hash; 22 February at 6:15 p.m.

Hare: Keys to the Titty
Cost: $6
Time: 6:15 p.m. Thursday, Feb. 22
Start: Carillo Castillo Commuter Lot, 400 W Carrillo St

 

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Santa Bastards/GHOTT’s Oscar Week Bastard Hash; Tuesday, 27 February at 6:15 p.m.

The lovely, laughter-filled Jizzzzz will lead you bastards on a trail filled with golden awards at each BN. No acceptance speech required to receive.

Hare: Jizzzzz
Cost: $6
Time: 6:15 p.m. Tuesday, February 27
Start: TBD

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VCH3’s Saint Paddy’s Day Hash; Saturday, 17 March at 2 p.m.
Hare: Red Balls For Hire
Details Cumming Soon!
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VCH3 Hash (yet to be named); Sunday, 15 April at 3 p.m.
Hares: Victoria’s Secretion and Ko0Ko0 4 Cock
Details Cumming Soon!
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