Upcumming Hashes (for VCH3, H3SoB, and Santa Bastards/GHOTT)

ALL VCH3 HASHES ARE $5, AND ALL SANTA BARBARA HASHES ARE $6 UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED IN THE DETAILS BELOW (excluding “Events”)

*Santa Barbara Hash and Event Info can also be found at http://h3sob.com/

 

VCH3 Hash #716 – Crossing Boundaries Hash; Sunday, 15 April at 3 p.m.
Yes folks, we are crossing lines and testing boundaries in mid-April. Two extraordinary Long Beach hashers have volunteered to hare a gorgeous trail that takes us in and out of two counties’ worth of boundless shiggy. Ganjaman himself acted as consultant for this trail, so this is not one to be missed!
*Note from the hares – Bring extra shoes and socks. You will need them. Don’t worry, as it’s a slight water crossing thing, not a mud thing.
Hares: Ko0Ko0 4 Cock and Victoria’s Secretion
When: Sunday,15 April at 3 p.m.
Cost: $5
Start: 24500 Woodglade Lane, West Hills, CA 91307
**Since the parking lot tends to fill up on Sundays, park along Highlander Road (north of the soccer field).**
Bring: Virgins, Vessels, WHISTLES!!!, Extra NEW shoes and socks, Lots of love for our guest hares
D’erections: From points North and South – Take the 101 to the Valley Circle Blvd exit (Exit 29). Go north on Valley Circle Blvd for about 3.3333 miles and turn left onto Highlander Road. Look for wankers quaffing golden nectar either along that road or in the sports center parking lot.
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VCH3 Hash # 717 – TBA; Sunday, 29 April at 3 p.m.
Details cumming soon!
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VCH3 Hash #718 – 4th Anal Bridezilla Hash; Saturday, 12 May at Noon
The Bridezilla Hash is here again! Your hares and Anal Event creators, Slurpee Seconds and Follows Your Anus, invite you to enrobe in your finest bridesmaid attire (loosely defined) and join us for an elegant stroll through the streets, alleys, and shiggy of Ventura. There will be a crawfish boil and snacks at the on-in, so also bring your appetites!
Also, sadly, we will be saying goodbye to two beloved hashers, Puss ‘N Oak and Urine Trouble, as they have orders to depart for Texas in June. Cum out and join us as we send them both off with one last hug.
Hares: Slurpee Seconds and Follows Your Anus
When: 12 pm Show, 12:30 Go
Where: San Pedro Volleyball Courts, 1098 San Pedro St · Ventura, CA
Cost: $10 (includes crawfish feast afterwards)
What to Bring: Visitors, Virgins, A Whistle, A Dress, A Bitchy Attitude (if in doubt about this, observe Snot Hard for about 30 seconds)
On After: TBA
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