Upcumming Hashes (for VCH3, H3SoB, and Santa Bastards/GHOTT)


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Red Ballz Merry Happy Christmakwanzikkah Bastard Trail; Thursday, 13 December at 6 p.m.

Hare: Red Balls For Hire

Cost: $6

Where: Pershing Park, 100 Castillo St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101

Speshul guest backslider Urine Trouble will be visiting from the land of Texas, so join Red Balls for Hire for a short scamper through the deadly Cabrillo-Castillo-Carrillo Triangle!

Bring a headlamp or other flashlight-like device, a signal device, and possibly a map for the hare so he doesn’t get lost. Bonus cool points for wearing decorative lights!

3-6 miles, doggo-friendly, & 2 beer checks (perhaps a lukewarm egg nog check)


H3SoB’s It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Krampus Hash; Saturday, 15 December at 2 p.m.

Hare: Spread Eagle
Cost: $6
Where: Carillo/Castillo Commuter Lot, Santa Barbara, CA (Coordinates: 34.417316, -119.706933)
You’ve been bad all year, and this is the trail you deserve. Any questions?
Sh*tty gift exchange? Yes, that p0rn in your closet isn’t getting any newer. Bring that. Booze? We’ll fight over gifts that look like booze. Cut a hole in a box? It never works, does it, SNt?
We will provide that cider that (mostly) girls love, Dicken’s Cider, and then we will see where trail goes from there!
6 bucks + rando wrapped/warped gift
2pm start, mystery hares, bar and bail money req
Costumes that look good in a mugshot

VCH3 Hash #735 – 5th Anal Ugly Sweater Pub Crawl; Sunday, 16 December at 1:00 p.m.

***Please note the start time of 1 P.M.!!!***
It’s that time of year again to sport the cringeworthy-est assault on the pattern-design industry that only your grandmother would be proud of. Slide on those unsightly, itchy, sweat-inducing garments and get your butts to Ventura for the most visually-noticeable drunken stumble of the year.
Trail will most likely be A – “How the fuck did we get here?”
Hares: Slurpee Seconds and Follows Your Anus
Start: Aqua Beachfront Bar at the Crowne Plaza Ventura Beach
When: Sunday, 16 December at 1 p.m.
Cost: Self-Funded
Bring: Virgins, U-G-L-Y! Sweaters, other Xmas Attire and Wearable Trimmings