Upcumming Hashes (for VCH3, H3SoB, and Santa Bastards/GHOTT)


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CCPH3 (Central Coast Pirates H3) Cum Back Hash; Saturday; 16 February at 1 p.m.

Cum one cum all!! Time to get out and bring your morning drip, clap, scurvy, the bug, fever blisters, pox, crabs and crotch critters. To help welcome back the Central Coast Pirates from their trip across seas unknown hunting for foreign booty and we’ve got the STDs to prove it! Wear Pink and Red for this STD hash!
When: Saturday February 16th at 1 pm.
Where: Santa Maria Brewing 115 Cuyama Ln, Nipomo, CA 93444 A-A+
Hare: National Pornographic
What to bring: $5 hash cash, cash and condoms for you thirsty wankers, virgins to help fuck all the beer, a cranium lap in case you find yourself in a dark hole and maybe a change of clothes should you get fluids on yourself.

VCH3 #738 – Ode To G-Love Hash; Sunday, 17 February at 2 p.m.

ebruary is a bitter-sweet month for hashers. It is the month that symbolizes romantic love, yet it is also the month we lost our beloved G so long ago. Trail will be A – A and short (like 3.5 miles), but sweet with two beer checks. There will be shiggy.

Hare: Hello Penis

Start: 5999 Valentine Rd, Ventura, CA 93003

Cost $6

Bring: Vessels, Virgins, Whistles, Respect for G, and a Flame that burns deeper than flared-up hemorrhoids.


Cumming from the South: Head North on the 101 and exit at Victoria Avenue (Exit 64). Stay in the left lane. Turn left onto Victoria Avenue and go under the overpass staying in the far left lane. Turn left at the next light onto Valentine Road. Drive to the end of the street, make a U-turn and park along the side of the street.

Cumming from the North: Head South on the 101 and exit at Victoria Avenue (Exit 64). Stay in the left lane. Turn left onto Valentine Road and stay in the lane that goes straight (sorry, no bi-curious lanes in this part of town). Stay straight (I know that’s hard for some of you up north) at the intersection and drive to the end of Valentine Road. Make a U-turn and park along the side of the street.


National Margarita Day TuTu Hash – on a Friday!; Friday, 22 February at 6:15 p.m.

We think it’s no coincidence that National Margarita Day also falls on a 2-2. Come imbibe some tasty ‘ritas while flaunting your clothing of toule around unsuspecting muggles of Santa Barbara.

Hares: Bone Star & Keys to the Titty
Start: TBA
Cost: $6
When: 6:15 p.m. Friday, February 22

MUST wear a tutu. Recommended to bring a virgin, cash and ID.


VCH3 Hash #739 – History of the Mystery Hash; Sunday, 3 March at 2 p.m.

Since March kicks off Women’s History Month, this one is dedicated to all the harriettes out there (hence the term “mystery” cuz us guys still haven’t figured you out). Details cuming soon!

Hares: Slurpee Seconds and Follows Your Anus

When: Sunday, 3 March at 2 p.m.

Where: TBA – Somewhere in Ventura

Cost: $6


VCH3’s 3rd Annual Rabid Leprechaun Saint Patrick’s Day Hash; Sunday, 17 March at 12 Noon

The luck of the Irish is with us this year! St Paddy’s Day 2019 falls directly on a VCH3 Sunday! This will be an actual hash, not a pub crawl. Prelube will be on Main Street during the Saint Patrick’s Day Parade in Ventura. If there are any SB hashers who would like to take the train down to join us, I (Le Penis) can pick you up and drop you back off at the train station. More details cumming soon!

Hare: Red Balls For Hire

Cost: $6

When: Sunday, 17 March at 2 p.m.

Where: Start will be somewhere near Main Street in downtown Ventura.

Bring: Vessels, Virgins, Whistles, and Your finest greenery.