Upcumming Hashes (for VCH3, H3SoB, and Santa Bastards/GHOTT)

ALL VCH3 HASHES  AND SANTA BARBARA HASHES ARE $6 UNLESS OTHERWISE NOTED IN THE DETAILS BELOW (excluding “Events”)

**Also visit http://www.h3sob.com/ for H3SoB hash info.

 

H3S0B’s New Beers Eve Hash; Saturday, 6 April at 1 p.m.

Hare: Keys to the Titty & Projectile Dogshit
Cost: $6
Start: Escondido Park, 1306 Flora Vista Dr, Santa Barbara, CA 93109

Cum one, cum all, & cum at the same time! Yet again there’s a shitty trail in the works from your fellow fuckin’ fucks.

This hash is dedicated to those who had to live 13 years without beer pouring from tavern taps! (the horror!!) The year was 1933 on April 6th when Roosevelt said enough was enough & the federal government made beer legal again!

We really are fortunate assholes. So let’s celebrate with a hash!

Bring: Virgins, whistles, disco balls (or ball, no judgement here), beer vessel, shiggy socks, an appetite for god’s greatest nectar.

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VCH3 #741 – “When Two Hares Fall In Love” Hash; Sunday, 14 April at 3 p.m.

When two natural-born hares fall in love, they do what cums natural – travel abroad laying awe-inspiring trails along the way. These two LBH3 guest hares are no different. The last hash Ko0Ko0 4 Cock and Victoria’s Secretion hared was unlike anything I’d experienced anywhere in CONUS. If you are looking for high adventure, our hares this week are your best bet.
Hares: Ko0Ko0 4 Cock and Victoria’s Secretion
Where: Three Springs Park, 3000 Three Springs Dr, Westlake Village, CA 91361
When: Sunday, 14 April at 3 p.m.
Cost: $6
Bring: Vessels, Virgins, Whistles, Shiggy Socks

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H3SoB’s Some Kind of Hash Something or Other; Saturday, 23 March at 3 p.m.

Details cumming soon?

Hare: ???

Start: TBA

Cost: $6

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VCH3’s Nuaghty Housewives Hash; Sunday, 28 April at 3 p.m.

Hare: WOW

Start: TBA

Cost: $6

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